JockSun Sunscreen

papermoon357:

JockSun sunscreen does more than just UV shielding, it protects your skin from being underexposed and under appreciated. The special formula boosts your confidence in the sun, giving you everything you need to want to get out there and show off. The more exposure the better, adjusting your outfit and outlook to be the best jock in the sun you could be.

hotcoffeetransformation:

Jocksun sunscreen isn't just recommended for traditional summertime activities, like going to a beach, either. Our team of 'scientists' suggest using Jocksun even when you're doing something as simple as walking to the store. No other brand can provide you the protection and confidence you need to keep yourself safe from the sun's harmful rays, while also drawing attention from everyone else you pass. Why not offer them a bit of your Jocksun, anyway? Not like you need the rest of the bottle. The effects are permanent, after all

dumb-and-jocked:

JockSun sunscreen also supplies a plethora of additional benefits besides UV protection. Thanks to the substantial boosts in confidence, muscularity, and dramatic decreases in intellectual exertion, the ointment also provides consumers with higher levels of self-esteem and tranquility. Some critics may regard these secondary effects as making consumers “narcissistic”, “egotistical”, or even “mentally-deficient”, but our customer approval rate shows just how effective JockSun sunscreen can be.

Meet Ryan for example. Before, he had been a fairly short guy with little self-esteem and an even littler “self-esteem”. But after using JockSun sunscreen, his life has completely changed. The old Ryan would’ve never taken his shirt off in public, but the new Ryan now displays his stunning body at every opportunity. Sure, Ryan is no longer intellectually advanced, but the size of his pouch sure is. So what are you waiting for? Order yourself a bottle of JockSun sunscreen today!